Fucking Paint.

Fucking painting. Fucking brushes. Fucking dropcloths. Fucking "painting clothes." Fucking rollers. Fucking roller extensions. Fucking tape. Fucking spackle. Fucking sanding. Fucking spackle dust. Fucking tack cloth. Fucking semi-gloss. Fucking flat. Fucking eggshell. Fucking paint cans. Fucking drips. Fucking molding. Fucking color choice. Fucking step ladder. Fucking ceiling. Fucking paint splatters. Fucking 2nd coat. Fucking 3rd coat. Fucking clean up. Fucking paint in my hair. Fucking cleaning brushes. Fucking missed spots.